20+ Funny Love Quotes In Hindi || Best Funny Quotes In Hindi

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20+ Funny Love Quotes In Hindi || Best Funny Quotes In Hindi

किसीने मुझसे पूछा,

इस दुनिया में आपका अपना कौन हे? 

मेने मुस्कुराके कहा :

जो ये पढ़कर मुस्कुरा रहा हे

Funny Love Quotes In Hindi || Best Love Funny Quotes In Hindi
  

जब कोई कहे की!

  और सुनावो__

उसको ऐसी_ऐसी_सुनावो के

            उसके होस उड़ जाये

Funny Love Quotes In Hindi || Best-Funny-Quotes-In-Hindi

प्यार कभी भी किसी के
            भी साथ हो सकता हे
                          क्यूकी
बुद्धि भ्रस्टा होने की
 कोई उम्र नहीं होती
Funny Love Quotes In Hindi || Best Love Funny Quotes In Hindi

 If She Block, Unblock, Block, Unblock You,  Marry That Psycho,  She Realy Loves You

Funny Love Quotes In Hindi || Best Love Funny Quotes In Hindi

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Sab Kahi Na Kahi Set HeAur Ek Ham Hi Upset He

Funny Love Quotes In Hindi || Best Love Funny Quotes In Hindi

  शादी?  अभी तो मेरी दिल तुड़वाने की 

  उम्र हे 

Funny Love Quotes In Hindi || Best Love Funny Quotes In Hindi

इश्क़ 

करो तो  आयुर्बेदिक वाला करो,

फ़ायदा न हो तो भी 

नुकसान भी न हो  

Funny Love Quotes In Hindi || Best Love Funny Quotes In Hindi

Funny Love Quotes In Hindi || Best Funny Quotes In Hindi

अगर आपसे कोई बेबजह नफरत करता हे 

तो एक जोरदार थप्पड़ मर कर उसे बजह दे दो

Funny Love Quotes In Hindi || Best Love Funny Quotes In Hindi

लोग आग से नहीं
हमसे जलते हे

Meri Khamoshi ko meri kamzori mat samajhna
Me dil me galiya bhi deti hoon

Ye jo mere alawa tum par marte he
Wo Mar Q nahi Jate

जिन पर मेरा बस नहीं चलता
उनपर ट्रैन चलाने का दिल करता हे

Dear Heart,
Please Stop Getting Emotional,
Your Job Is To Pump Blood
That’s It…

मेरे पोस्ट में हे
हल्दी, चन्दन गुलाबजल और एलोबेरा के गुण
पोस्ट पड़ने वाले के चेहरे पर
ऑटोमेटिक निखार आ जाता हे

अब समय आ गया हे उन लोगो से मिलने का jo kehte थे 

की गर्मी ज्यादा पड़ेगी तो कोरोना खुद ही मर जायेगा  😁

लोग कहते हैं कि आप प्यार के बिना नहीं रह सकते,

मुझे लगता है कि पानी अधिक महत्वपूर्ण है। 

People say you can’t live without love,

I think water is more important. 

“Dil ke rishte bhi ajeeb hote hain, na jaane kab kaise ho jaate hain.
Pyaar to hum bhi karte hain, par aaj kal dil ki dukaan hi nahi khulti.”
Translation: “Heart relationships are strange, one never knows how and
when they happen. I also love, but these days my heart’s shop doesn’t even
open.”

Real Life Quotes in Hindi || Inspirational Quotes in Hindi About Life

“Tumse pyaar hai, ye jaan lo magar, tumhe har waqt khush rakhna ye bhi
humari mohabbat ka ek hissa hai.” Translation: “Know that I love you,
but keeping you happy all the time is also a part of my love.”

“Love marriage karne walo ko humari shubhkamnayein, aur arranged
marriage karne walo ko humari shubh-ichchayein.” Translation:
“Congratulations to those who choose to have a love marriage, and best
wishes to those who go for arranged marriage.”

“Ishq aur mushq chupaye nahi chupte, jab hawa chalti hai to khushboo
bikhar jaati hai.” Translation: “Love and fragrance cannot be hidden,
when the wind blows, the fragrance spreads.”

“Pyaar ka izhaar karna hai toh samne wale ke saamne nahi, uske social
media accounts pe karo. Kyunki ‘Like’ toh sab karte hai, par ‘Love’ karne wala
kaun hai, ye dhoondhna hai.” Translation: “If you want to express
your love, don’t do it in front of the person, do it on their social media
accounts. Because everyone likes, but finding someone who loves is the real
challenge.”

“I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it.”

 

“My love for you is like a fart. Silent, but deadly.”

 

“If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?”

 

“I love you like a fat kid loves cake.”

 

“I love you more than yesterday, but not as much as tomorrow. Unless tomorrow is Monday, then let’s take it slow.”

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